This super awesome nerdfighter art has always been my favourite, and it served as my inspiration to write a Hank and John version of the Phineas and Ferb theme song.
(Lyrics can be found in the YouTube description!)
Yes, and yes, and yes!
Made of awesome!
|Me:||*completely bullshits an essay but doesn't pass it in*|
|Teacher:||Why didn't you hand in the essay?|
|Me:||It's a metaphor, see? You write the thing that will make you fail the class, but don't do it the power to do it's failing.|
Teacher: Can anyone give an example of a metaphor?
Me: *pulls out cigarette*
Teacher: Not fucking again.
Mom: Why is there a meth lab in our basement?
Me: Calm down mom, it’s a metaphor
|Me :||*brings knife to school and puts it between my teeth*|
|Teacher :||IS THAT A KNIFE|
|Teacher :||THAT IS DANGEROUS! YOU KNOW OUR SCHOOL HAS A NO-TOLERANCE POLICY FOR WEAPONS|
|Me :||No, teacher, it's okay. It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you, ya feel me?|
|Teacher :||I feel you in the non-sexual way|