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fishingboatproceeds:

effyeahnerdfighters:

voicedance:

This super awesome nerdfighter art has always been my favourite, and it served as my inspiration to write a Hank and John version of the Phineas and Ferb theme song.

(Lyrics can be found in the YouTube description!)

Yes, and yes, and yes!

Made of awesome!

corinneleigh:

Feeling horny? Check out my latest video! 

Me:*completely bullshits an essay but doesn't pass it in*
Teacher:Why didn't you hand in the essay?
Me:It's a metaphor, see? You write the thing that will make you fail the class, but don't do it the power to do it's failing.
Mom:*catches me with cigarettes
Mom:WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Me:A metaphor

nerdyjock46:

Teacher: Can anyone give an example of a metaphor?

Me: *pulls out cigarette*

Teacher: Not fucking again.

ihopethismakesyounervous:

Mom: Why is there a meth lab in our basement?

Me: Calm down mom, it’s a metaphor

What would happen if...

Me :*brings knife to school and puts it between my teeth*
Teacher :IS THAT A KNIFE
Me :Yeah
Teacher :THAT IS DANGEROUS! YOU KNOW OUR SCHOOL HAS A NO-TOLERANCE POLICY FOR WEAPONS
Me :No, teacher, it's okay. It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you, ya feel me?
Teacher :......
Me :......
Teacher :......
Me :.....
Teacher :I feel you in the non-sexual way
Me :ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Teacher :ayyyyy

shingekitsune:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you buy The Fault in Our Stars

but you never open it

you hold the killing thing in your hands, but you don’t give it the power to kill

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